The dead watch

'Dry jokes' between me and my hubby...

Me: Honey, my watch's dead. I think it's the battery.
Honey: What? How come? It's only a year or so....
Me: Yeah, it is... i don't know why. Check your watch, is it still working?
Honey: Mine's still working.
Me: Well, maybe in a short time your watch will be dead too... I think mine stops first because i set the time a few minutes earlier than yours.
Honey: ....????!!!!

p.s: why do you keep saying the watch is dead? It cannot be dead, it's never alive!